My Columns From the Republican Eagle

Few Surprises As We Wrap Up Another Christmas

January 4, 2020
So another Christmas is over. Well, not technically....

Those Jolly Good Memories of Christmases Past

December 21, 2019
Mom was unusually quiet one day after school...

The Annual Report From Planet Johnson

December 7, 2019
Mid-bite during a third dinner of leftover Thanksgiving...

I’m A Viking With Many Neanderthal Traits

November 23, 2019
Discovering where I came from, who my distant...

Smart Drivers Stay In Their Lanes

November 9, 2019
Maybe I did it for the free shirt...

Zen And The Art Of Fall Maintenance

October 26, 2019
The cold rain and wind gusts created a...

Parsing My Way Through The English Language Jungle

October 12, 2019
When I was contemplating what path to pursue...

Saturday Breakfast Was A Cereal Event

September 28, 2019
“Breakfast!” Mom’s final warning crashed into our ears....

Biking My Ischial Tuberosities Off

September 14, 2019
My sit bones were sore. These are the...

Coupon Clipping Your Way To The American Dream

August 31, 2019
Her grocery list was handwritten on adding machine...

The Limited Perspective of a Bedridden Girl

August 17, 2019
Her view out one bedroom window was the...

Search for Pink Elephant Leads To Many Discoveries  

August 3, 2019
The vision of a pink elephant started me...

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