2019

Those Jolly Good Memories of Christmases Past

December 21, 2019
Mom was unusually quiet one day after school...
2019

The Annual Report From Planet Johnson

December 7, 2019
Mid-bite during a third dinner of leftover Thanksgiving...
2019

I’m A Viking With Many Neanderthal Traits

November 23, 2019
Discovering where I came from, who my distant...
2019

Smart Drivers Stay In Their Lanes

November 9, 2019
Maybe I did it for the free shirt...
2019

Zen And The Art Of Fall Maintenance

October 26, 2019
The cold rain and wind gusts created a...
2019

Parsing My Way Through The English Language Jungle

October 12, 2019
When I was contemplating what path to pursue...
2019

Saturday Breakfast Was A Cereal Event

September 28, 2019
“Breakfast!” Mom’s final warning crashed into our ears....
2019

Biking My Ischial Tuberosities Off

September 14, 2019
My sit bones were sore. These are the...
2019

Coupon Clipping Your Way To The American Dream

August 31, 2019
Her grocery list was handwritten on adding machine...
2019

The Limited Perspective of a Bedridden Girl

August 17, 2019
Her view out one bedroom window was the...
2019

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