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The Annual Report From Planet Johnson

Mid-bite during a third dinner of leftover Thanksgiving...

I’m A Viking With Many Neanderthal Traits

Discovering where I came from, who my distant...

Smart Drivers Stay In Their Lanes

Maybe I did it for the free shirt...

Zen And The Art Of Fall Maintenance

The cold rain and wind gusts created a...

Parsing My Way Through The English Language Jungle

When I was contemplating what path to pursue...

Saturday Breakfast Was A Cereal Event

“Breakfast!” Mom’s final warning crashed into our ears....

Biking My Ischial Tuberosities Off

My sit bones were sore. These are the...

Coupon Clipping Your Way To The American Dream

Her grocery list was handwritten on adding machine...

The Limited Perspective of a Bedridden Girl

Her view out one bedroom window was the...

Search for Pink Elephant Leads To Many Discoveries  

The vision of a pink elephant started me...